Adhere an 18" tall masking tape X on your
front window at exactly 9:13 PM. Proceed to nearest pay phone and
Write pertinent detailed information on a 3"
x 5" index card (you may use the back if necessary). Place in
plain envelope. Proceed to nearest mailbox and mail to: P.O. Box
616, Hawthorne, NJ 07507-0616
Send e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org